Bitcoin Dynasty, the longest-running dynasty in the entire human race—10,000+ years and counting. The earliest documents, recovered from an ancient digital system called the Internet, reveal that the founding members of the dynasty called themselves "hodlrs."

These early hodlrs, misunderstood in their own time, endured waves of fear, uncertainty, and doubt. They spoke in riddles of "stacking sats" and "never selling," their cryptic messages scattered across long-forgotten social networks like Nostr. While remnants of these transmissions remain, the true nature of their communication systems is lost to time—whether they built encrypted citadels of knowledge or whispered in decentralized channels beyond our reach, no definitive evidence has ever been found.

Despite relentless attacks from centralized entities, hostile regulations, and the inevitable rise and fall of civilizations, the Bitcoin standard remained immutable, its ledger unbroken across millennia.

Archaeological data from early block inscriptions indicate that these hodlrs operated in a world of fiat empires, where wealth was fleeting, controlled by rulers who manipulated its supply. But the hodlrs, bound by their unwavering belief in decentralization, forged a new financial order—one beyond borders, governments, and even planets.

Legends say that during the first Great Hyperbitcoinization, sovereign city-states formed, their economies built upon Bitcoin’s incorruptible foundation. With proof-of-work securing not just transactions but entire energy grids, humanity for the first time expanded beyond Earth, establishing interstellar trade networks where Bitcoin remained the sole medium of trust.

To this day, the dynasty thrives. Its grand archives, embedded in the quantum substrate of reality itself, continue to verify every transaction ever made, ensuring the legacy of the hodlrs never fades.

And still, the mantra echoes through the void: 1 BTC = 1 BTC.