Not safe to eat. Bad tummy ache.
Discussion
Yes, steer well clear of those apples Nosnevets.
They might be booby traps
TITTIES!
(Rex looks behind trees and bushes for busty barmaids)
Concentrate matey. We have gold coin to procure. Don't let maidens lure you away at this crucial time. We'll have plenty of time for that once we grab the loot and fill our purses
I see bush. Gotta be titties here somewhere. I can smell 'em.
Wenches evrawhere
Ok. I will acquire wenches after the coin.
Coin first.
Busty Wenches next
perhaps we should rest atop this hill and drink rum. We should consider asking those maidens to join us after all. Our quest is not easy and we need some company
If it helps at the moment I've really only eyes for one, going well but not sure much will happen really🤷🏽
Although the ex is out of ban-land and is starting to hit me up🤷🏽
Was the ugly bumping fun?
Rum goggles.
Prejail very.
Post jail 🤷🏽
Craziness.
Tell me about it...
She got a phone and says hi it's me then seems me this picture.
I sent it to a few of my besties with the caption: "I dunno man, if she tried a move I'm not sure I could refuse." And every one of them so far has said "wow she's got those crazy eyes dude"
So I'm starting to think there's something wrong with me...
Are you getting back together?
Prob not.
I mean I been through a lot because of her and she kind of dropped me when I was like doing everything. Maybe it was a part of her mental or alcohol but like blah.
Also I think she wants to get back with the dude who's throat she slit soooooooo
Still though. I was like in love in love. 1 of 3 times in my life. 🤷🏽
Oh Pirate Lord! What has happened to my fellow brigands. So easily distracted by wenches before we have secured the gold
