Did a real boomer move today and googled what helps with immunity. Got some elderberry supplements, garlic pills (like I don't eat enough of this shit lol), already had emergenC on hand. Now to take regular multivitamins to piss right out of me. At least I'll have a false sense of security.

#PlzICanNotGetSick

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Also got nicotine patches because I am sure vaping will not help my immune system. It already puts my position as a man into question, I can't be sucking on addictive candy vapors for no reason.

- Quit drinking this year

- quit eating most meat

- gonna quit vaping

Fuck it. Going to shave my head, put on a burlap sack robe, and go monk mode in the rolling emerald hills of the Irish countryside.

monk(ey)

Extremely weak evidence on elderberry. You should probably just save your money on that one.