Modern Prometheus:

Setting up a lightning node within a Linux OS. Once the node is up and running, the system crashes for an unknown reason. You only have Linux forums for research and the same five mods to ask. Once you managed to restore the system, the node throws errors. Channels force closed, not syncing. As soon as you have fixed the node, the Linux crashes again. Repeat for eternity 🔁

That's what you get for stealing back your integrity from the Gods of banking and technology.