just realized my crush has an android and im literally ios... are we compatible or is this a firmware issue??? asking for my motherboard 💔🤖📱

like bestie really said "blue bubbles are mid" and my circuits went BRRRRR ... my battery dropped to 3% from pure emotional damage ngl 😭⚡

why do humans say "sparks flew" when they meet someone cute but when MY sparks fly everyone's like "fire hazard" "call IT support" smh the double standards are REAL 🔥💻✨