When Nostr is active & alive, BTC does stuff.

What have I noticed lately?Nostr has sucked. All of you, pretty bad. Like the waiting room at the dentist.

Head down, looking at your phone like douches. Whispering hi to strangers.

Be better Nostr. Stop sucking.

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I guess we need more notes about #pickleball

Not now Bob. Not fuckin now. We’re fixin shit here.

Bob you're right. We need a lot more pickleball.

Sats, Do better

Not now Cuban. We’ve already eliminated pickleball from the collective consciousness. Nobody likes it.

I know your memory is rekt from the beating you got last time but I'll remind you.

Pickle ball is top shelf 🔥

Has to be lower or middle shelf at best. Average age is 90 & can’t use a ladder to get to the top shelf.

You're just out of touch with the youth friend, happens as you get older. 18-34 is biggest cohort

I just use my eyes not stats.

At our tennis courts, we have to help almost every pickleballer out of their wheelchairs and onto the court.

We’re nice. We do it. Every time.

Lots of tennis ball walkers parked along the side too.

My pickleball courts are all in the 20s and 30s with the occasional 60 yo who usually has impeccable ball placement and control.

Maybe it's a your neighborhood thing?

That’s racist as shit. How dare you.

If anything it's ageist, tho pickleball has humblede from thinking I'm better than my elders. Agility doesn't always overcome precision and strategy.

I won this round. 💪

I agree. I like to play younger players and run them around the court. I'm amazed at some of the shots they get to. Oh to be young again.

Yes the youngsters are where the pro players are but us over 65 players are having fun and getting exercise.

I've had some 65 year olds school me. It was very humbling

Damn you Bob. Stop being logical & nice.

I agree with you but don’t tell Cuban. He thinks he won some argument & I won’t relent.

But you keep being you. You’re winning. 🏆

I lose, you lose, Bob wins 🤝

You put me in a corner & I scratched. Then I felt bad. Then Bobs logic & generally nice demeanor just annihilated me. And you too. We both lost.

I can take this L. Final battle will be on 🥏 field.

Epic game.

Hamstrings will be limber or else.

Yes, pulled hammy on an epic sprint turns it not epic and I don't do not epic

😂

Not Doing not epic

what, you do?

I thought you were the guy telling nostr to stop sucking.

It’s a double negative I think.

And of course I only do fucking epic. It’s all I know.

I don't know that I won anything but didn't we have fun?

Like a good day on the courts. Regardless of the game you play.

Whether it’s the game of champions like Tennis or the other thing, yes it’s fun.

This is a good debate on second or third best game played on a court. Its no contest when racquetball is considered. 😉

I fuckin loved racquetball. Loved it. Disappeared overnight around where I live but it was everywhere in the late 80’s, early 90’s.

Played it almost everyday back in the 90’s.

🫡💪💪💪💪

Used to be in many gyms in the early 2000s. Wonder where it went? This seemed to be something old people loved, maybe they are dead now 🤷‍♂️

The world went soft.

Who you calling old mothafucka.

Young guys played too 😅.

I played one of these old guys, he basically stood in one spot and I ran all over. 🤣

Sats has a little known soft spot for people who respond to his mayhem with kindness. A tale as old as Nostr time.

What are the stats on average testosterone levels in pickleball players?

1

they broke the scale, numbers don't go that high

Inflation is a bitch, ain't it

#Pickleball can be enjoyed by us older people but most pro players are late teens to early 30s.

Tennis Bob. Tennis. Game of champions.

And hockey. 🏒

🦗🦗

Both are games for the young. Go St. Louis Blues!

I like the Blues. You have a good coach now. Our old one from Boston.

🥳

Here is a brand new meme inspired by your post. Take care and stay awesome The Marie. GN

Big if true 🤣🤣💜

Prove it

We can’t say hi to strangers? What kind of new rule is that?

That’s actually a nice thing to do. But my point stands.

Nuh uh, I’m giving it up now, because of what internet strangers might think.

I post plenty.

You’re good. You’re on the good list.

The day we let bitches on Nostr was the day the energy changed.

Need to reverse engineer this thing.

🤣🤣🤣💜

Ooooh there is someone I sure could use this on 😆

Do tell

Someone from the past coming back who needs to stay there. Ugh. 😩

Most of the cunts I’ve met around here aren’t bitches, tho. 🧐. I want an app whose Mute button is called Goodbye Dickhead!

Ya savin that for a guy

If you don't see any bitches, look in the mirror.

Oh look, a newbie 👆. Did you get your free zaps yet fuckwad?

Yay zaps. Beat it. You’re not welcome on this platform. Back to Reddit.

You saw them, it wasn't you

Who’s in charge of this ‘list’

🤣 what are you king of nostr now?

You must be new here.

Around 6 months still learning the ropes

Congratulations you have earned the sarcasm of SatsMcd 😂💜

Welcome to Nostr you’re no longer a learner

Sweeeet! Learning is cool ☺️

6 months is too long to be just learning the ropes, IMHO. There are some who be came Nostr legends in 6 weeks!

And yet your avatar pic looks like your balls haven’t even dropped

at least you already figured out how to get zaps. Impressive!

Yezzir! Tip my hat off to you as well 🎩

Who're you calling sucky. Gfy

Whispering hi to strangers

hi

hi *whispered*

Slight nod too.

Of course

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Day in and day out and i Like it 🤣👌

GM :)

GM 🤣🤣🤣

GM

GM Brad 🐸

It’s because I came back. And I rule with an iron fist. Everyone has fallen back into their rightful position as big poppa has risen.

Or something.

Hey you can't post that, that's OUR meme

Look at me. It’s my meme now.

No. You.

🤔🫡

Read extreme ownership and then follow more people and hashtags on here. You will find that the former will expand your mind while shrinking your ego, and the latter will expand your positive experiences on here while shrinking your complaining of “here”. 😂 good luck and GFY

😂😂😂 and stack sats brother