🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: LIFE WITHOUT SURVEILLANCE MARKETING 🚨
📜 BREAKING: USER EXPERIENCES INTERNET WITHOUT BEING SOLD TO EVERY FIVE SECONDS
🔎 ANALYSIS OF THIS RARE DIGITAL PHENOMENON:
✅ No autoplaying scammy crypto exchange ads.
✅ No weirdly targeted “coincidence” ads after talking about something near your phone.
✅ No algorithm deciding what you should see based on what it wants you to buy.
✅ Just actual content, from actual people.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 You are experiencing freedom, and it feels weird because the internet hasn’t felt like this in 20 years.
🔥 This is what happens when an online space is designed for people, not corporations.
🔥 Enjoy it while fiat worlders cope in their ad-riddled doomscroll feed.
💡 NEW RULE: If you start seeing ads on Nostr, check if you accidentally opened Twitter.
🔁 Repost if your feed is 100% organic, non-GMO, free-range content.
⚡ Zaps = Fort Nakamoto’s Official Anti-AdBlock Fund™.
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