You still need lights, otherwise please do explain how 10B people transact on L1 when Bitcoin is worth a few billion per coin and even at 1 sat/vbyte is thousands of dollars. One solution has trade offs over another.

Plus normies don't care. As opposed to social manipulation, popularity and theft, in the future you will need capital to offer financial services. You will not be able to get capital illegitimately at scale with sound money as the foundation. If money worked today far less people will care about self custody and even today it's far less than 1%. The few that do will be wealthy. I personally wouldn't have cared until I found out how broken it all is. You overestimate the sheep.