I actually have no idea if it’s bigger in America 🀣 he’s American so I lied a litttttle to sweeten the deal πŸ˜…πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ tried to bribe him with bitcoin too πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ˜…

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that’s unfortunate πŸ˜…

i’d rate his response a solid β€œlmao” out of 10 πŸ€—

He says lmao before almost anything, dodge this bullet gurl

πŸ’―% πŸ™ agree, he's not right for me πŸ˜‚ texts like a teenager πŸ™ˆ

you’ll find the right one soon, gut feeling πŸ’œ

πŸ˜‚πŸ’œπŸ«‚ thank you grandpa tanel that's very kind πŸ™ actually my birth chart said I would too, so you might be right πŸ€”

wait, how did i end up as the grandpa πŸ˜‚

also, i have no idea about birthcharts or anything πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

#tanelhasnt

Oh tanel, you have a whole hashtag πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆπŸ’œπŸ™

there’s a #tanelhas and #tanelhasnt πŸ˜‚ it’s a whole thing

just don’t look at this one

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This is amazing πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ can I ask you a serious question, did you just exist one day? How did you miss all this stuff? πŸ˜­πŸ™

... you've never seen friends? πŸ₯Ή I've seen it like 20 times 😭

Wait... You've never had PB&J 😭 that's made me sad πŸ₯ΉπŸ’œπŸ™

Eshara i think your destiny is to be tanel’s special someone and him yours. You can shooow him the world πŸ§œβ€β™€οΈ

Haha I can't, tanels taken πŸ€£πŸ™ and he's like 90 aging backwards 😱 he's got that Benjamin Button you see πŸ₯ΉπŸ«‚πŸ’œ when he reaches 27 I'll show him the world though, sure. I'll be 90 then πŸ₯Ή

Tanel’s taken? Damn i didn’t know. Sorry everyone. I never said anything

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who’s benjamin button? πŸ€”

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #tanelhasnt πŸ™πŸ˜­

'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' film πŸ‘Œ

Highly recommend πŸ™πŸ’―πŸ˜

oh this is just one of the posts on #tanelhasnt

meaning there’s like so much more to come πŸ˜‚

tanel you blow my mind πŸ˜‚πŸ€―πŸ’œπŸ™

how do y’all even experience all of this πŸ˜‚

Haha I suppose when it's surrounding you you kind of accidentally experience a lot of them πŸ’œ I actually haven't had fondue and some of the stuff on the list so I'll do that with you πŸ€™ but I have an older brother who loves PokΓ©mon so I had to watch it with him growing up cos he owned the TV remote πŸ₯Ή

Puh, that’s a lot πŸ˜‚ But doable. Sounds like a lot of fun πŸ˜‚

It does πŸ€£πŸ’œ have you done everything on the list?

Almost πŸ˜‚ and you?

Almost too 😊 what in the world is a half birthday? And I think I'll skip blue cheese πŸ₯Ή

My brother celebrates that. He celebrates birthday on 24.03 and 24.09 πŸ˜‚. And I don’t eat cheese in general πŸ˜‚

Perfect πŸ€™πŸΎ

When I first joined I thought you were like 45-60 πŸ₯ΉπŸ™ it's cos you use that 9 in 1 shower gel 🀣.

Haha it's okay I know 🀣 it's something we do in my culture πŸ™β˜ΊοΈ

me and my 24 different jobs, 50,000 sats an hour relationship counsellor coming right up πŸ˜‚

Hang on a minute, don't I get friends and family discount? 😱πŸ₯ΉπŸ™ also if you want to be my therapist you need to use a less dangerous shower gel 😱

Just realised I forgot to scratch out his name in the text πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ...

We don’t need him anyway πŸ₯Ή but if he joins, he’s most welcome of course πŸ™

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ yeah maybe I should become a comedian, the way he was 'laughing' πŸ˜‚

just add it to the pile of rizz and salesmanship practice, he’ll come when both him and the protocol has matured a little, patience πŸ’œ

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’œπŸ«‚ yeahh that's true, all good practice πŸ₯Ή I don't want to waste this rizz on him anyway πŸ˜ŒπŸ™

'do you work for them' πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

It was in that moment I realised maybe he thought I was a scammer 🀣

you tried your best πŸ€—

I did πŸ₯Ή I actually got scammed recently I think πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

the scammer must’ve been good, if you still have no idea if you got scammed or not πŸ˜‚

I'm still doing the math in my head πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ very sus. They got me good

I get that a lot. Especially if i mention the zapping aspect.

πŸ’―% makes you feel like a door to door salesman πŸ₯Ή. Or a Jehovah's Witness πŸ₯²

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Relatable. When they ask if I use Snap or IG and I say no I’m on nostr or simplex.