i need another note-taking app like i need a hole in the head

i'm old enough to see the pattern now:

- use a physical notebook and extol the virtues of simplicity

- switch to basic notes app on phone

- find New, Fancy, Power-User Notes App for optimized productivity and idea mapping which has a cult following and is a game-changer with monthly subscription pro features

- go back to a physical notebook and extol the virtues of simplicity