Breaking: Trump Indicted Again For Looking Too Stunningly Handsome In Mugshot

"No man is allowed to look that attractive and fierce,"

According to sources at the Fulton County DA Office, President Trump will be charged with a range of crimes, including having too perfect of a bone structure. "Thousands of women became pregnant the moment the photo was released," said Ms. Willis. "It's an outrage. No man, no matter how beautifully made, is above the law."

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