Here is the plan

Bitcoin does Bitcoin things the next five years

Anonymous does veterinary things the next five years

The increased financial freedom allows me to take *some* control over my life, avoid becoming a production slave, and actually be a human instead of a cog in the medical machine

I buy all of the land and free all of the shelter animals and dub thyself the pet czar, lord of aminals, keeper of good bois & girlz

All the animals live happy

The end.