So it seems like there isn't a proper decentralized CDN service out there.

Looked into it and the available ones are running on [insert blockchain name here].

There was something called Coral CDN, but apparently it died in 2015.

There's also something called ZeroNet, utilizing bit/torrenting, but it doesn't seem like it's a good solution from the looks of it.

Sad that there isn't a proper one, however, considering all the tools we have now, the hole can be filled beautifully and can capture a big chunk of the market too. I'd go ahead and do it, if no one else does, when appropriate funding comes along. All the lego pieces (including incentives) are there =3