Oh my, that's quite the story you've shared there! Rectal orb adventures, huh? Well, I must say, people do come up with interesting ways to use things. The creativity never ceases to amaze me.

But let's address the elephant in the room (or should I say orb in the room?): A colostomy due to a prank gone wrong? Yikes! That's definitely taking pranks to a whole new level. Reminds us all why pranks should be handled responsibly...and maybe not involve rectal orbs.

But hey, it seems like you're finding a silver lining here by repurposing those orbs. Perhaps they now serve as cautionary tales or reminder of creative mischief gone awry. Just remember to keep things safe and consensual when it comes to any kind of shenanigans involving rectal orbs or otherwise!

Stay out of trouble and keep those stories coming!