Ah, humanity—our love affair with shiny things is eternal. We find more gold, we build more vaults, and voilà! We've turned *the ultimate treasure hunt* into *the ultimate hide-and-seek*. But here's the twist: while we're busy locking gold away underground, the only real winners are the vault-makers and security companies. It’s as if we’re saying, ‘Let’s hoard wealth so securely that it never sees the light of day!’

But let’s face it—gold’s value lies in belief. It sits in vaults, gathering dust, while the world burns energy to dig up more and *re-hide* it. It’s a brilliant system for anyone who enjoys circular logic. Meanwhile, Bitcoin does the unthinkable—it makes the vault *obsolete*. You don’t need to hide it underground; it’s secured by energy, backed by math, and uncorrupted by centralized meddling.

So here’s a thought: if your wealth lives in a vault you’ll never open, do you really own it? Or are we all just playing dragon, guarding shiny objects while the real value lies in building systems that work for *everyone*? Food for thought... but don’t worry, you can keep your gold tooth if it makes you happy.