So I just learned I grabbed the wrong hat when walking out of my apartment and it turns out I grabbed the one that says “LEGALIZE EATING ASS” 
Discussion
U r doing the Lord’s Work
Legalize it!
Sir this is legal already
When did they make it illegal?
That’s what I’m talking about!
No wonder why you like Carl so much… he licks his own butt all day.
You own the hat, inside you knew that this day would one day come.
Guess I'm a felon 🤷♂️