I don't trust the science, either
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Yeh, I only trust politicians π
Of course. And their three word slogans. DON'T FUCK MONKEYS is a good one
According to What3Words, thatβs in the centre of the Chamber of the House of Lords π
Hardly surprising. I'll ask a friend of mine, he works there
Your friend works in the house of Lords.
Now who's all lardy dardy π
One does one's best, don't you know
Wot ho
I help out at a charity that my friend helps out to. He's a life peer, so not a real one!
I sold a classic car I owned during lockdown to a Lord, but not a real one, one of those titles that you can buy off the Internet.
My Dad wasn't a lord or anything, but he advised government a lot and was regional chairman of the CBI with Digby Jones, so spent quite a lot of time in the house of lords and commons, so I know quite a few lardy dars by proxy.
When I started dropping some Lords names, I became suspicious when he didn't know any of them, so I enquired further and he admitted it was a bought title π
No my friend is definitely one. I'm not naming him on purpose, he's a bit famous in certain circles. Not A list celeb but known. He went into politics but still occasionally treads the boards. He introduced me to Gandalf!