My kids:

- Never got vaccinated.

- Never consumed seed oils.

- Never drank or bathed in tap water.

- Never had pasturized diary.

- Never consumed glyphosate.

- Never stayed inside during the day.

- Never had blue light at night.

- Never had a mom gone to work.

- Never used conventional foot prisons.

- Never slept in plastic bedding.

- Never wore plastic clothing.

- Never had a TV, or a tablet.

- Never exposed to woke culture.

If your kids aren't raised in an environment that reflects your values, then how do you expect them to avoid the perils of the world?