For the opportunity to expose my family to this crew, I will carry all the luggage (not that y'all need it). I will absolutely rip my kids out of school and pack up my family for a vacation soaking in Buddist/ Hindu/ Bitcoin culture in a hot New York minute.
Better than whatever crap the kids are getting in school.
eg: My 7th grader was in a rush this morning and told me that he could eat there. I asked what they were serving. He answered, "Doughnuts." ffs