even better is when you arrive at dublin airport and your protonmail is blocked and you have to install protonvpn to get to it, after having some privileged little hitler customs officer who everyone else in his office hates try to start a fight with you while you are half asleep after a flight from sofia, over the fact that you didn't prebook accommodation before you left, and didn't let the fascists know ahead of time where you were gonna stay.

i've made a promise to myself that i don't fly anywhere anymore. i'll take a boat to africa or south america and stay on the ground, easiest way to avoid bullshit these days. or better still, i'll just stay here on madeira, we have fast fibre here anyway. you come here, i not go there, bugger off.

airports are maximum fiat.