I don't got one, but, short story long....

When you go to Costa's tacos and you get their serrano chiles toreados, don't fall for that ruse!!!

Phucking chiles are the hottest on earth!

I've had habanero, these are fake serranos, these serranos are the devils' peckers or some shit. IDK...

But if you want to ruin a perfect set of tacos de trompo (al pastor), fresh from the goddamned TROMPO!!! (uh...meat top... similar to like a gyro or a lamb rotisserie...???)

and fresh Birria Ramen... you go right ahead....

Give yourself spasmodic abdominal pains, no blowout (thankfully, I guess?), but make yourself believe God is punishing you and you're gonna die for taking a bite at this devil's pecker.... finnish your ruined delicious food, then ask the hubs, -"You think they'll set back up outside The Starling or The Springs Brewery tomorrow???"

Fuck you Costa's tacos!!!!

I want my chiles... uh....

NEVER YOU MIND!!!!!!!