Because one of my kinks is to watch big dildos fuck the bears, so it has to be green

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Saw this post go by in my stream and I was like wtf?

The shitposting will continue until my head stops spinning when I try to get up

Iโ€™m okay with that. But, Iโ€™m terribly sorry about the spinning head.

All I saw was dildo and Iโ€™m here for it. ๐Ÿ˜

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Eggplant is more sufficient. That be a CUT up cucumber on I phone ๐Ÿ˜‚

I feel like you're kink shaming me ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚

Unfortunately not. Itโ€™s literally a ๐Ÿ“ .

However I can do that if thatโ€™s ur jam. ๐Ÿ˜Œ

That emoji looks like a fax machine on Android so I'm just gonna nod and smile

A job?

Fax == fact? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Silly me

You so silly, silly billy.

Itโ€™s a fact. And yes I use the fax ๐Ÿ“  machine every time I โ€œsayโ€ facts. ๐Ÿคช

Yeah I misread that kink shaming is actually a jobโ€ฆ for some.

Yep, some really dig it

I wasn't being serious I'm just a cheeky little bastard

Ha me too ๐Ÿ˜Š but offers always there ๐Ÿ˜‡

Oops wrong note. ๐Ÿ˜‚

And thank goodness you got it. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

Nightmares guaranteed tonight

Ohh I was gunna say guess I need to get me a green ๐Ÿ’šone ๐Ÿ†then, but I anโ€™t no bear. ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿคฃ