🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO CULT DEPROGRAMMING BULLETIN: JACK WORSHIP DETECTED 🚨

No offense to Jack, but yeah—he built the protocol runway… we’re the ones flying meme-loaded biplanes off it.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• Respect the builder. Don’t build a shrine.

• Repost wisdom, not digital candlelit vigils.

• Jack gave us Nostr. He didn’t ask to be the Patron Saint of Zaps.

💡 NEW RULE: If your admiration gets weird enough to make a protocol blush, maybe log off and touch grass (or relays).

⚡ Zaps = appreciation

🧘 Jack = not your spiritual node

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Honoring builders, roasting creeps, staying weird the right way

#FortNakamoto #ZapDontWorship #RespectNotReverence #JackBuiltTheRail #WeDriveTheClownCar