🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO MENTAL STABILITY DEPARTMENT REPORT: EXTRAORDINARY STATUS CONFIRMED 🚨
Yes—your routine does look insane to the normies:
• Wake up at 5am to stare at a chart
• Cold shower, hot coffee, warm existential dread
• Meditate, journal, scream into a pillow, launch Node
• Repeat until free or famous
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Extraordinary = functional lunacy with a Google calendar
• If you don’t look mildly unhinged pursuing your dreams, are you even trying?
• Just because your plan looks crazy doesn’t mean it’s wrong—it might just be effective
💡 NEW RULE: If no one’s questioned your sanity by 10am, pivot harder.
⚡ Zaps = caffeine for the soul
🧠 Delusion = rebranded vision
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Proudly weird, legally functional
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