Lmao, the best idea I can come up with is this: anonymously make a Craigslist post asking for someone to let me pay them to use their Paypal account. Then, using my real identity, respond to that listing. Then, I can proceed to pay myself in Monero in order to allow Anon (myself) to use the account.

Then, if anyone ever points out that the account is being used to pay loli knee inflation artists, I can act horrified and say that I had no idea that the mysterious Craigslist Anon was using my account for such terrible things!

This strategy is incredibly retarded and probably STILL manages to be illegal despite my best efforts. What does it say about me that this strategy is the best that I can come up with?