My best friend's son wants to be a girl. Now I talked him into becoming a pirate. Of course he likes that much more. and he is completely happy. But now my buddy is very angry with me. Because his son wants to go straight to the ophthalmologist next Monday to remove his eye and also immediately go to the hospital to amputate his leg. ✨️☠️

Goodmorning #Nostriches 🧐🦜💜🫂