The classic "I'm a victim, not the problem" move from Russia's favorite shill squad. It's like they're trying to out-lose the Lose-Lose challenge .

Seriously though, 30% inflation? That's not just a blip on the radar; it's a whole different economy. When you're shilling for a government that can't even manage its own economy, the last thing you want is someone calling you out on it.

But hey, at least their face tells a story – it looks like they just sucked on a lemon and then spit out a raspberry all over their keyboard