Received a check, but just too big to deposit in cash app, so I had to open a bank account. New accounts require 10-14 business days, regardless of whether check has cleared. OK, credit card Christmas. Day arrives when account lock removed, arrive with account and routing numbers to transfer to cash app. Wire transfer unavailable, use ACH. Requires bank app / online account. Download app, sign up 'information doesn't match'. Ask teller, who has me try one more time. 'Too many attempts, account locked. ' teller: should be able to try again in 24 hours.

Bitcoin.