nostr:npub1749g6nnszr7v7gntxtl64294n8v8s2gutxt5flqzazc5ejus4ftq7lv4n4 see and I think the feds know at this point I'd turn it into a comedy show.

getting secondary screening is supposed to scare the person getting searched. but hot damn am I used to it. I just put a big ol' smile on and make it super uncomfortable for them.

it's also why I show up like 2 hours early for domestic flights.