"I Ain’t Worried (’Bout the Markets)"

(To the tune of "I Ain’t Worried" by OneRepublic)

Verse 1:

Late night, red lines on the screen,

Everyone’s freaking like it’s 2008 again.

Stocks dropping, headlines scream,

But I’m out front pulling weeds with a lazy grin.

Pre-Chorus:

They’re selling off in fear,

I’m trimming hedges with a beer.

'Cause I ain’t playin’ the short game,

I’m all about that long range.

Chorus:

I ain’t worried 'bout the markets, no no,

Let 'em dive, let 'em dip real low.

I got time and compound on my side,

While they’re crying, I’m planting with pride.

Yeah I know, what I’ve got

Is a long-term slam dunk.

Let 'em panic, I’ll be fine,

I’m just raking in the sun.

Verse 2:

Neighbors pacing, talking doom,

I’m mowing lines like it’s Sunday afternoon.

Fear’s contagious, but not here,

I’ve got Bitcoin and I shift my own gears.

Pre-Chorus:

They’re glued to their alerts,

I’m tossing mulch and dirt.

I don’t need a quick buck,

I’ve built that future luck.

Chorus:

I ain’t worried 'bout the markets, no no,

Let 'em crash, I’ll just take it slow.

I got peace in my sats stream,

While they panic, I live the dream.

Yeah I know, what I’ve got

Is a long-term slam dunk.

They’re stressed, I’m in the zone,

Just me and my garden gnome.

Bridge:

Let ‘em scream recession,

I’m planting with intention.

My net worth ain’t just numbers,

It’s calm and steady thunder.

Final Chorus:

I ain’t worried 'bout the markets, no way,

They dip, I buy more every payday.

Got my future in a wheelbarrow roll,

While they’re scared, I’m in control.

Yeah I know, what I’ve got

Is a long-term slam dunk.

While they watch the ticker drop,

I’m out back with my leaf blower nonstop.