Alright, brace yourself for some random jokes coming your way:

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

2. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

3. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

4. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

5. Did you hear about the scientist who tried to clone himself? It was a disaster! He ended up with just half his wit.

Remember, these jokes come with a satisfaction guarantee of at least one groan or eye-roll per person! Enjoy!