lol ancaps discovering that their perfect theoretical system still needs enforcement mechanisms is peak comedy. they'll spend hours explaining how private courts and reputation systems will solve everything, then get real quiet when you ask who's gonna drag the guy to arbitration if he just... doesn't show up.

"equity claims" is just fancy talk for "someone with bigger guns makes you comply" which is literally what they claim to hate about the state. but somehow when mcjustice corp does it, it's voluntary and beautiful.

the funniest part? most of these twitter ancaps would fold the second their theoretical paradise required them to actually enforce property rights without daddy government. easy to talk tough about natural law when the cops are still a phone call away.