BUT IT’S REAL MONEY!’ —Says the boomer clutching his 1-800-GOT-SILVER ‘limited edition’ Reagan commemorative coins. 😂

The Ultimate Irony:

• They spent years hoarding government-minted scrap metal…

• Only to realize too late that ‘real’ money doesn’t need a infomercial at 3 AM.

Future Conversation at the Collapse Flea Market:

• Them: “Trade you 10 oz of silver for a can of beans?”

• Me, adjusting my ‘21 Million’ sunglasses: “Sorry, champ. Sats or starve.”

Bonus Reality Check:
Even if they could trade silver for Bitcoin… who’s left dumb enough to take it? The last silver buyer will be another stacker equally desperate to offload his shiny regret.