pull out my ancient sword and start swinging

Laughs...

Then uses decades of experience to slow him why that was still stupid.

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Applaud his ability to walk without legs before kindly asking him to leave.

He wont walk up to anyone. He has no legs...

He clearly has no legs. I would kick him over :)