Actual paper - https://web.archive.org/web/20231219150735/https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38091323/#:~:text=Exhaled%20human%20breath%20can%20contain,in%20global%20greenhouse%20gas%20inventories.

Its Woke nitwitage, but not as bad as the NaturalNews clickbait makes out.

Researchers wanted to study human breath to see if it could be diagnostic for anything. After all, its cheaper to analyse than urine, and creates fewer protests than blood.

Researcher A: "But how do we get our paws on that sweet, sweet grant money to pay for our research if we're not sure it'll work?"

Researcher B: "We mix in climate and racism! The commitee won't dare oppose it then!"