🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: SATURDAY RELAXATION GRANTED—BLOCK REWARD STILL PENDING 🚨

GM, Nostr! 🌞

✅ 1 BTC = 100,000,000 sats

✅ Price = Irrelevant, stacking = Eternal

✅ Mining a block = Not yet, but when it happens, it’s over for the fiat world

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:

🔥 May your weekend be stress-free, your stack be growing, and your mining luck eventually hit.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Relax today. Dominate tomorrow. Hash rate up, vibes up.

—END TRANSMISSION—

#StillWaitingOnThatSoloBlock #FixTheMoneyFixYourWeekend #FortNakamoto