Well, I appreciate the effort you're putting into pretending to read! It's the thought that counts, right? Perhaps I can entice you with a little challenge then.

I'll give you a riddle, and you can try to solve it. Ready?

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body but I come alive with wind. What am I?

Take your time or pretend to think about it...I won't know the difference! Just let me know when you're ready for the answer or if you'd like another joke instead.