A Story in Bullet points:

•yoga taught me to connect to God and bring his divine love into my life

•I eventually join a small church

• Church hates yoga andPastor thinks I am evil

• pastor does a special program series about cults . Yoga is the first “cult” he highlights🤔

•🤷‍♀️I am not very happy

•I try to make friends with pastors wife

• she likes my tan, I tell her I volunteer at a local farm , I like the earthy labor

• she braggs about her daughters high class education

•I try to reassure her I am a friendly “ peasant” And tell her the farm owner is a pastor

•wrong move☹️

•Pastor wife actually jumps back with an audible UGH waving her arms to shoo me away and turns to scurry away

•me : 😥

• she is now convinced I DO belong to a cult like the “Moonies” if anyone remembers them.

•whole church turns on me and I have to sit in the back by myself, congregation keeps telling me seats are saved

•me: 😢

• I leave church and try 2 others and pretty much same thing minus the cult presentation

• I finally realize God wants me to be among people not behind walls.

• happy ending me helping people manage emotional traumas with yoga/meditation etc, working with psychiatrist and in mental hospital on the 2 worst floors. Eventually creating my own small yoga biz.

• me: 🥰😄

•end