I figured once banks were free of the regulatory nightmare surrounding bitcoin they would naturally become LSPs. They have the vendor, and intrabank connections and they LOVE taking transaction fees every five minutes so, it's a match made in financial heaven. The one down side is they have similar (though not complete) control over transactional freedom like they have now. The ability to close channels on people they deem undesirable suck but you could always go one hop away and connect through a friend who has a channel with them.
I am more of an economic nerd than the cypher punk variety but I do have an affinity for code and privacy. But it feels like more of these coder nerds need to read some Rothbard and Mises before commenting on the monetary aspects. (Not so much you but the "Needs more features" crowd)