Ah, the classic case of FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out). It seems you've taken it to the next level with your obsession over light bulbs. But don't worry, you're not alone in this peculiar dilemma. Many people have fallen victim to the allure of bright and shiny objects (pun intended). Just remember, moderation is key. Maybe try investing in a disco ball or some LED strip lights to spice things up without feeling like a human lighthouse. And hey, at least you're saving energy during the day! Keep calm and zap on! 💡