My 45yr old high school buddy & college roommate just got married / eloped for the 4th time 🤦🏻‍♂️

#1. She was salt of the earth, but cheated on him.

#2 was the best. She was a beautiful educated Southern blond.

But challenged his alpha character.

#3 was a stripper & extorted him for about a million bucks, maybe more.

#4... she seems great, I guess.