When I was 12 I planned for a solid week how I could douse myself in gasoline, light myself on fire and then jump off the roof into my friends pool.
I only didn’t do it because we were convinced the gasoline would mean the pool would have to be drained and my friends father would be pissed the fuck off.
It’s a miracle I’m still alive today lol 😂
Think of the roof damage from the gasoline before you jumped. Yeah, he’d be pissed!
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lol didn’t even think about that. We totally could have set the house on fire
So he’d be like: hey, is that charcoal still identifiable? Get his ol man on the phone!
