they knew it was the beginning of the end when I started using my grandpa's CIA coffee mug and a banana as props, because duh. after reading all that shit, you think I don't know the US stole the Philippines' national treasure (lots and lots of gold) to give to those poor, weeping Jews?

I mean, I would've been fine with it, too, had I believed that they were actually the world's biggest victims ever, but now that it's been about 75+ years – and looking back at how the US took TRILLIONS and gave the Philippines a protection racket and a sex trafficking problem – I'm not so sure it was a very good tradeoff, tbh.

personally, for me and my family and many others, sure, but given how I have to be endlessly harassed and harangued by the children of those Holocaust Survivors who have been cashing checks and buying real estate from those gold proceeds, imma just say it was a hostage situation. not to mention that my grandfather still SERVED in the military.

don't even get me started on Imelda Marcos, who was symbolic of USAID's successful pillaging of gold from the Philippines. like. well, the gold is gonna go out of fashion anyway, look at all these other shiny things!

next thing you know, there are like five million Goldstein's all around the world hoarding that gold and financing their entire rackets off of it, inflating and deflating the US dollar, then starting wars all over to convince the US to exit the Gold Standard.

starting to think the Philippines was just another Germany that Jews could destroy, except it's hard to convince the world that these little brown people are somehow anti-Jewish. USAID was the perfect coverup, wasn't it?

gonna hit an even bigger nerve by saying that the Vietnam War was probably the distraction. USAID, of course, was officially recognized in 1961, but somehow I think that this had been in the works for quite some time. Vietnam also has a lot of gold.

in fact, Southeast Asia, in general has some of the most beautiful gold you've ever seen in your life.

calling USAID the Goldstein Grift from now on.