Nah, she needs to give you back your rifle and pick up the crying baby.
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That's her rifle, that I built for her and I am very good at baby soothing, so I'll keep doing that while she function checks the rifle in the backyard range.
When my husband was in the state legislature, he came home one weekend and mourned that we were below average. The average home in Wyoming had 9 guns, but we only had 7 or 8. He wanted to buy more so we wouldn't be below average. I told him only if I could buy one. We are no longer below average. I suspect the current average is now in double digits, but we are still not below average.
i wannan live in wy