Nothing to see here — just testosterone in freefall while the money printer goes brrrr.

On the left, we have U.S. male testosterone levels plummeting like a crypto scam coin in a bear market. On the right, M2 money supply soaring like Jerome Powell just discovered Ctrl+P.

From 1913 (shocker — the same year the Federal Reserve was created) to 2025, men’s testosterone has gone from “hunt mammoth” to “maybe I’ll tweet about it.” Meanwhile, the money supply has ballooned from microscopic to monstrous, backed by absolutely nothing but debt, denial, and delusion.

This isn’t just a chart — it’s a eulogy. A farewell letter to masculinity, stability, and value itself. The more fiat they inject into the economy, the more estrogen they seem to inject into society. Coincidence? Maybe. Correlation? Painfully obvious.

We traded sound money and strong men for paper IOUs and TikTok therapists.

Modern problems, created by modern policies, solved with hormone replacement therapy and central bank gaslighting.

Print money, kill value.

Print money, kill testosterone.

But hey — at least your feelings are safe.