Yeah, Linux.

I already have golang setup, so five minutes.

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package main

func main(){

fmt.Println("hello world")

}

The End

I just sat there, all frustrated,

Why doesn't it run?

Why doesn't it run?

OMG I hate computers and it's mutual! 😭

OMG I hate my life! 😭

Oh, forgot the

haha

yeah, php is a derivative of XML

It's like, the file extension is .php

It shoulda known. Just sayin.

yeah, but php be how it do

It do be tru, tho.

i first learned it back in 2003 and i loved the dynamic arrays

💯💯💯💯💯💯

it's all so ancient history for me that i'm just now a #golang maxi

it has all the things that were important along the road and everyone else is lost in the past

I still love PHP, ngl. Only thing I can really read.

see, i know what i'm talking about, it was nice like that

it was intended to be literally the proper language to construct web 2.0 things, with some database access library imported, that's why it's called php: hypertext preprocessor

it's inventors envisioned it as a simple language to enable dynamic HTML

And it was beautiful. We had MySQL behind it, and eventually Angular in front of it.

Just worked.

*clicks his fingers to wake her out of her trance*

those days are over, milady

now you are in a war with all the retards who love abstractions and "expressivity" and object models and need to fight for actually how to process shit

Nope. We're bringing PHP back, baby!

We're gonna code like it's 2021.

#golangonly

that's the new #bitcoinonly

it was no coincidence that the two things appeared at the same time

they both solve for the same issue in different fields - eliminating abstraction and complexity

I’ve been playing with Laravel for a few weeks. 🤣 I still like Blazor better, but Laravel is pretty dang cool.

I installed Herd for trying stuff out. It reminds me a bit of XAMPP. Did you use something like that, or did you just manually set php up using the package manager?

Apt

I haven't used Laravel much, before. Just some Symfony classes and Doctrine.

also, you will learn to read Go

my path was this:

BASIC -> Assembler -> PHP -> Python -> Vala -> Go

my god i barely even finished pressing ctrl-enter and i get an ack "reading emoji" from you

you are fast

😁

Not sure what the big deal is or why go is so verbose. In Libre office Writer I just type

Hello World

And there it is.

Superior IDE, that LibreOffice.

lol

markup is not programming

we already had this discussion about how computers take everything literally, and all abstractions are still literal even if obfuscated