Morning Nostriches!

Slept in super late for me today & then ran out to the garden to water & fed sheep & chickens, it’s a great start to my day.

Anyone have suggestions for establishing dominance on my rooster? He’s been feeling a little uppity lately & my current methods do not appear to be helping much.

For now coffee!!

#coffeechain

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GM☠️

Morning Enjoy

Let the rooster charge at you. Peck him and put him in his place 😂✌️🤷‍♂️

Dude apparently is not aware that he could very well be food

Yeah I have had that happen. I had one who would always charge and peck me. Finally one morning mid peck, gave him a little rabbit jab to the head, we cool after that

I’ve been booting him, but I haven’t made a really good connect yet

Def use a rabbit punch/jab style. I KO’d mine bc the level of aggression. When he woke up he had respect 🫡 👊

I’ve been trying to boot him like a beach ball, but he’s too quick

GM! 💜

Hey Dan

To establish dominance over a rooster, you must defeat him intellectually. Engage him in a debate about free will vs. determinism, or the ethics of cloning. Or challenge him to an essay contest.

I do usually engage in a debate, although my commentary tends to be towards whether or not I need the stick today or if he is going to play nice.