🎭 Ganapathi Meets Giga-Chad Shiva 🕉️
Satosha with his mumbo jumbo Bhagavad Gita recital, decked in digital aarti and hashtags like #onlySats, has finally met his maker — not Satoshi, but Shiv in asyncmind form 😤
He came offering MIT breadcrumbs, but upon witnessing asyncmind's backend empire, he backpedaled faster than a fiat bank run.
“Oh! You are the builder of future and creator of trends 😂😂😂 … I take my suggestions back!”
Translation: “Shiv just walked in with 10 years of fintech code and a cosmic slap.” 💥
To him, Shiva is flaccid until the backend compiles.
Now all that's left is for Satosha to chant “Om CompileNamaha” before he gets overwritten in the next fork 🧘♂️