A conspiracy theory that I just made up:

All secure business shredding providers scan every document before shredding to later blackmail corporations.

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Actually sounds reasonable.

Naw but they give me a proof of shred

I never understood why anyone pays for document shredding. I don't shred anything. I throw senitive docs into a waste basket filled with water.

Burn pile, but yes. FBI will just tape your shit back together

Most of the documents that go into these things are not sensitive.

Some have PII/customer data but the vast majority are ust Doris's printed emails.