As much as it seems like this meme would be something someone who has an alt account would say youre 100% correct.

I'm just going to do all my versions of me on this one and if I get hated maybe I'll consider a restart.

I've just been letting this guy use my npub.

Have you met Ralphiy yet? He's been asking for zaps.

He's new here and has a wife and gingerbread kids I can't remember their names or find the note ID as of now... but this suffices.